Talk to random strangers!

http://omegle.com/

Try to get them to leave and the copy and paste the conversation here.

here is my first one:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hai
You: hi
You: i can haz cheeze burgr?
Stranger: if i can has sammish
You: no sammish for u
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: stupid whore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hola.
Stranger: do you, perchance, play xbox 360?
You: i do.
You: lol perchance.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you play fallout 3
Stranger: ?
You: no, im a halo 3 type of dude.
Stranger: What about gears of war 2?
You: yea.
You: i can haz cheesburger?

Stranger: I only have hotdogs, sorry.
You: woah i didnt know you rolled that way.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Bryan wrote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hola.
Stranger: do you, perchance, play xbox 360?
You: i do.
You: lol perchance.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you play fallout 3
Stranger: ?
You: no, im a halo 3 type of dude.
Stranger: What about gears of war 2?
You: yea.
You: i can haz cheesburger?

Stranger: I only have hotdogs, sorry.
You: woah i didnt know you rolled that way.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Nicely played

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heya
You: ello poppin
Stranger: lol
You: do youz like water?
You: i liek water its good tasty
Stranger: iluvs water
Stranger: ilikegetting my clothes wet
You: can i sum waterz
Stranger: suure
You: bnottled waterz for me
You: pepsi is good
Stranger: you gotta cum on me first lol
You: ooh where are we going to?
You: i like water
You: waterz..
You: ocean is salty..
Stranger: you dont want to cyber do u?
You: swords are cool

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: heyy.
You: what's up?

Stranger: just on msn and stuff. What about you?
You: ehhh. tlaking to a bunch of friends.
You: haha.
You: tlaking*

You: talking**
You: wtf is up wiff my typing :[
Stranger: hahaha i know
You: so, your a female?

You: (im making an inference)
Stranger: lol... well im actually male
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: hellooo???
You: sorry.
You: i'm male.
You: lmao.
Stranger: its ok lol
You: do.
You: so*
You: kinda boring.
You: DISCONNECT

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hai.
Stranger: chick or dick
You: dick.
Stranger: damn this fucking site
Stranger: too many guys
You: i bet.
You: I LOVE YOU>
You: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Stranger: haldo
You: r u a nub
You: ?
Stranger: no im 31337
You: then go to supermarioscape.darkbb.com
You: or else
Stranger: fuck off
You: y
Stranger: go spam your shit somewhere else
You: y
You: ello
You: you there
You: buy
You: go to supermarioscape.darkbb.com
You have disconnected

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: princess peach is stupid shes always fucking up getting into trouble!
You: know what i mean jelly bean?
You: then amrio has to save her dam ass
Stranger: stop swearing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: oooh same time
Stranger: lol
You: im going to beat you this time
You: ready?
You: hi
Stranger: damm
You: wahhaha
Stranger: m/f
You: hmm m or f what should i choose
You: whats m stand for?
Stranger: male
You: what
You: wtf
You: i thought this was like a guess who is better game
You: what the fuck am i in
You: help someone helP!
You: MARIO SAVE ME



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: so about that thing
Stranger: go on
You: cant believe it..
Stranger: me neither
You: its like god pissed awesome on the nintendo company
You: bam they made mario
You: fuck yea?
Stranger: i agree
You: MARIO is my Hero
You: and then
Stranger: luigi ?
You: the crafty blighters create yoshi?!?!
You: i mean yoshi the coolest green dinosaur eva?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey if i talk about mario will your leave?
You: cause everyone else seems to like my chocolate bunnies
Stranger: yeah, sorry i dont know about videogames
You: teh bunny the bunny
Stranger: fillerbunny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
You: i win you lose
You: hahahahahahahahaha
You: now for world domination
You: muhahahahaha
----------------------------------------------------

Ha i won.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hai
Stranger: im a chick want nuds
Stranger: sry wats up
You: your a chicken?
You: that's kinda weird.
You:
Stranger: im female
You: i se.
Stranger: u want nudes
You: age?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u
You: 15.
You: posting to fbi atm.
You: goodbye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
You: i win you lose
You: hahahahahahahahaha
You: now for world domination
You: muhahahahaha

You:
Stranger: the fuck is this shit
You: idfk
You: ask yourself
Stranger: im coming up with nothing
You: k then no one knows
You: soo
You: now what
Stranger: so why are you spamming that shit
You: it was you though
You: not me
Stranger: ....
You: god your crazy
Stranger: crazy as a FOX
You: it was you
Stranger: do you have a camera
You: sure
Stranger: then
Stranger: do you hav ea sharpie
You: sharpie?
You: somewhere
You: you still did it
Stranger: so what you do is
Stranger: draw a fox whiskesr on your nose
Stranger: and take a picture of it
You: you did it
You: stop spamming
You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
You: i win you lose
You: hahahahahahahahaha
You: now for world domination
You: muhahahahaha

Stranger: kay
You: omg you didi it again
You: ugg
Stranger: .....
You: spamer
You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
You: i win you lose
You: hahahahahahahahaha
You: now for world domination
You: muhahahahaha
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
You: i win you lose
You: hahahahahahahahaha
You: now for world domination
You: muhahahahaha
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
You: i win you lose
You: hahahahahahahahaha
You: now for world domination
You: muhahahahaha

You: omg why
You: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: man you must be really really proud of that
You: butyou did it not me
You: god your annoying
You: why do you do this
You: ?
Stranger: because yo utouch yourself
You: O.o
You: spammer
You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
Stranger: http://starstream.smtown.com/Player/mediaPlay.asp?id=1159173971393828
You: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
You: i win you lose
You: hahahahahahahahaha
You: now for world domination
You: muhahahahaha

You: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: your really making me want to leave
You: read this it will explain everything
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm#144
You: spammer
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
You: ....
You: .....
You: ....
You: ...
You: ..
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
You: ....
You: .....
You: ....
You: ...
You: ..
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
You: ....
You: .....
You: ....
You: ...
You: ..
You: .
You: waves
Stranger: kthxbai
You: i win you fail
You: hahahahaha
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: i knew it
You: ?
You: that you fail?
You: anyway
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: ....
You: Do you know the dif between a PDF file and a pediphile
You: ?
You: ??
You: ???
You: ????
You: ?????
You: ????
You: ???
You: ??
You: ?
You: ??
You: ???
Stranger: no i dont
You: one doesnt rape childeren
You: num num num
You: ima EPIC TURTLE
Stranger: moar
You: ?
You: you want a cookie?
Stranger: imma DC now
You: fine i win
You: no cookie for you
You: i hate you
You: i hope you die in a cat.
You have disconnected.


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omg took forever.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Say hi!
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger.
Stranger: No
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about
Stranger: I'm chatting witha dumbass
You: Hang on.
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring.
Stranger: asl?
You: boring.
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: No
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: No.
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: No
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: No
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: No.
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: No
You: Did you find something more interesting to talk about?
Stranger: No
You: Oh well. This means you fail at life and people speaking skills. Please hang yourself in the nearest closet. Thankyou and have a good day.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: is your name natalie?
Stranger: my middle name is
You: thats weird
You: but your not who im looking for
You: ill never find them tho
You: be fucking amazing tho
Stranger: oh well im kinda horny
Stranger: u wanna see?
You: yea a lot of people have horns on them on this chat for some reason
Stranger: want to give me UR horn?
You: nah i dont want to know what a horn covered human looks like
You: i dont have any
Stranger: u just dont kno it
You: i know a lot but horny people are odd
You: its like a whole new species of homosapiens
Stranger: u kno, i was born a guy
You: its more like reptilsapiens
You: oh man
You: i thought u were born a girl
You: my bad wrong person
Stranger: i hate my facial hair!
Stranger:
You: mine itches me
You: but i dont feel like shaving
You: its to repeatitive
You: done talking?
Stranger: im shaving
You: what
You: why
You: thats so random dog
Stranger: because as a girl, my facial hair is very embarassing
You: but your a guy
Stranger: i WAS a guy
You: your born a guy cant be a girl soz
You: once your born a guy you cant change the fact u had a dick
Stranger: exactly
You: cutting it off doesnt mean your a girl
Stranger: i still have a we-we
You: your a guy get over it
Stranger: no~
You: just go be gay
You: you dont need to be a girl
Stranger: i am a beatiful woman!
You: in your head you are
You: but your a dude
You: im sorry man
Stranger: my body is too!
Stranger: i have breasts, i shave my legs, i have long hair
You: dude you got your dick still so you cant be a girl no matter how much makeup and how short of a skirt
You: them are man boobs not breasts
You: they dont have the ability to produce milk
Stranger: yes, they do
You: breasts produce milk not man tits
You: no they dont
Stranger: i underwent gender realignment when i was 7
Stranger: ....
You: why would you do that
You: you were 7 you lie
Stranger: i always knew i was a girl trapped in a boy body
You: your parents are sick
You: your a guy trapped in your own body
Stranger: i liked barbies and pink stuff
Stranger: noooo
You: i liked the pink power ranger didnt turn me into a gay
You: i still like her i want to fuck her now
You: so what?
Stranger: but im happy as a girl
You: your a guy get over it
Stranger: i like make up
Stranger: and i like getting hit on
You: ok
You: ok
You: your a gay dude
You: big fucking deal
You: not a girl
Stranger: i want to be a mother!
You: go to the gay bar after taking some steriods and working out
Stranger: i have long blonde hair. i AM a girl
You: you cant
You: you arent capable of being a mother
You: you are capable of beiong a father but that would be a disgrace
Stranger: i CAN be a mother
Stranger: i WILL be a mother
You: you would have a child grow up having you a guy be its mom
You: get beat on for having a gay ass father acting mother
Stranger: and? there is nothing wrong with that
You: and probably commit suicide because your an asshole
Stranger: i am just living MY life how I want to
You: you dickhead think of other people
You: your a guy live your life normal
Stranger: U need to think of other people!
Stranger: i want to live freely!
You: stop acting out cause u want to be noticed
Stranger: we have been oppressed too long
You: no one gives a fuck how gay you are
You: go get butt fucked who give sa shit
Stranger: im not gay!
Stranger: im a woman!!
You: suck all the dick you want bro
You: your a guy
You: man
Stranger: u are!
You: created with penis and balls
Stranger: why don't u just fuck me?
Stranger: please!
Stranger: make me a mother
You: im not gay
You: im not gay sir
Stranger: im a woman
Stranger: u are a man
You: i like the female of our species
Stranger: father my child!
You: your homosexual
Stranger: LMAOOOO dumbass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: i cant father the child of a man it defys nature

Stranger: EHLLO
You: Hey sexy ;P
Stranger: HOW U DO?
You: How I do what?
Stranger: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
Stranger: WHERE U FROM
You: I dont know. I was found in a test tube in an abadnoned lab. Now i'm forced to devour any sexual partner I have for sustenance...
Stranger: LOL WTF
You: Lots of girls think my extra limbs are sexy though
You: Gotta love my unibrow
Stranger: AW HEAWL NA
Stranger: UNIBROWS?! ARE U KIDDING ME?!
Stranger: I LOVE UNIBROWS
Stranger: I HAVE ONE TOO
Stranger: U GOTTA SEE IT, I LINE IT UP
Stranger: I JUST GOT IT LINED UP TODAY
Stranger: *LOOKS IN MIRROR*
Stranger: I LOVE IT
You: Zomg! You do?? Are you an overweight single 40 year old living in your moms basement rubbing baby oil on yourself in speedos as well?
You: I am<3
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: HOWD YOU KNOW
You: We ahve so much in common! :O
Stranger: ZOMG
Stranger: WOWZ
Stranger: SPEEDOS?!
Stranger: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Stranger: I WEAR ONE ALL THE TIME
You: I dont ;3
Stranger: WELL YOU'RE MISSIN OUT
You: I use inside out duct tape
Stranger: PSH EVEN BETTER
You: Covers what I need and doesnt let whoever people I want go >:3
Stranger: WHO NEEDS UNDERWEAR, JUST USE DUCKTAPE
Stranger: DO U BELIEVE IN HEAVEN OR HELL ?
Stranger: WHERE DO U THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO WHEN WE DIE?
You: Hmmmmm
Stranger: HAHA
You: Can I have a hint?
Stranger: ACTUALLY NO ONE REALLY KNOWS
You: I'm not good with tests...
Stranger: BECAUSE U DONT FIND OUT UNTIL YOU DIE :\
You: I failed the blood test yesterday
Stranger: I NEEDA GO TO THE DOCTORS
You: Okay, bye!
Stranger: LOL
You: HOpe they figure out what that weird lump on your penis is...
Stranger: I THINK IT WAS FROM YOUR MOM
My mother is a saint! A crazy one thats proboly killed more men than Rambo but a saint...

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?

You: Hi
You: Wassup
You: Hows life goin
Stranger: fine
Stranger: from?
You: can i haz a cheezbooger
You: helooo
You: helllooooooooooooo
Stranger: what
You: dont take that tone with me
Stranger: cheezbooger
Stranger: why?
You: cuz im hungry
You: duh
Stranger: ...
You: ...
Stranger: umm
Stranger: how old r u
You: hold enough
You: *old
You: why, you gotz a problem wif me?
Stranger: nothing
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Lulz

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Stranger: there are elves playing banjos in my vagina
You: ok
You: but what you dont know it
You: *is
You: that theres a troll in your tits
Stranger: ron?!
You: who?
Stranger: you!
You: oh yea, can i haz a cheesburger
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ONLY TACO SAUCE
You: Gawd.. so mean
You: >.<

Stranger: ron i know its u
You: Whos ron
Stranger: WHO HAS HORNS
You: yea... uh huh
You: i eatz your cat
Stranger: ugly
You: like u
You: owned
Stranger: IM PWETTY KITTY
You: yea, as pretty as blood mary
Stranger: mmmm pwetty
You: Can i haz a freakin hamburger
You: im starving
You: are u straving?
You: i know i am
You: so wheres my GOD DAMN CHEESBURGER

Stranger: STOP!
Stranger: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: UR MEAN
You: Thanks
Stranger: u
Stranger: r
Stranger: mean
Stranger: RUDE
Stranger: RUDE
Stranger: MEAN
You: Spam much?
Stranger: NO CHEESEBURGER FOR YOU RON.
You: im not ron
You: wow
Stranger: NONE.
Stranger: YES U R.
You: WHO IS RON
Stranger: i love you.
You: WHAT THE HELL

You: uhh..
Stranger: do you love me too?
You: im pretty sure ron and u are guys.. so.. gay
Stranger: come on ron
Stranger: say you love me too
You: i hate you
You: owned
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: THATS NOT TRUE
You: dont deny it man
Stranger: i love you too
You: you gotta accept that i've moved on
Stranger: I DONT EVEN CARE THAT UR UGLY
Stranger: ron ilysm
You: uhh
You: no?
Stranger: oh yes
You: oh no
You: >.>
.
Stranger: OHHHHH YES
You: that sounds wrong in many ways
Stranger: why baby?
You: why, u want virtual sex or sumthin?
Stranger: I WANT UR VAG
Stranger: TO PLAY
Stranger: WITH MY VAG
Stranger: THE ELVES NEED A BAND
Stranger: THEY NEED YOU RONNIE.
You: Well the elves wont get a band
Stranger: oh yes they will
You: w/e helps you sleep at night dawg
Stranger: kitty purrrr
You: pansy
Stranger: love you
You: hate you
Stranger: <3
Stranger: kisses
You: </3
You: punches
Stranger: ALL MY KISSES ARE YOURS LOVEY.
Stranger: YOU REMEMBER THAT I LOVE GETTING PUNCHED?
Stranger: i knew you loved me all along
Stranger: only ron knows that
You: oh god im gonna throw up..
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: mmmmm yuum
You: Go get pregnant and die in a lake
Stranger: tomorrow!
Stranger: today i just want you
You: well go f*ck one of those trolls in your pussay
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: you want me to?
You: perve much..
Stranger: you like it
You: coutn back from 100
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: bye ronnie baby
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Gawd.. he was anooyin me, i was about to dc myself

Stranger: Sup
You: Hey sexy thing~
Stranger: What's up
You: the sky
You: Are you a yoshi?
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Another one

Stranger: Hi there
You: Are you, are you a yoshi?
Stranger: Ima sexy yoshi
Stranger: Rawr
You: Say something more interesting
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THAT ONE LOOKING FOR RON AND THE BANJO PLAYING IN THE PUSSY I TALKED TO HIM 3 DIFFERENT TIEMS... i had no clue fucking hilarious

he must've been doing the same thing we're doing

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You: Hi
You: you there?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yup
You: do you have a girlfriend?
You: Do you kiss her on the lips?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: Hows My Dick Taste?
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xD

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Stranger: Hi! i am a 34 yo male from Switzerland. u?
You: 9 year old dick
You: uh oh yeah!
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm?sid=596364458068433f862a99d460399b2b
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm?sid=596364458068433f862a99d460399b2b
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm?sid=596364458068433f862a99d460399b2b
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm?sid=596364458068433f862a99d460399b2b
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm?sid=596364458068433f862a99d460399b2b
You: https://supermarioscape.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f3/talk-to-random-strangers-t43.htm?sid=596364458068433f862a99d460399b2b
You: epic turtle!
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Stranger: im boredd
You: Disconnect please
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I think I won the shortest conversation ever award ^^ *Applause* Thank you thank you ;D

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You: say crazy one more time
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: sup?
You: wanna have some fun?
Stranger: m/f
You: talk dirty?
You: talk about mudding and shit?
You: like dog shit?
You: you like dog shit?
You: i prefer horse shit?
Stranger: you wanna see me pics
You: you?
You: pics you nose? i liek pickin mine
Stranger: me a girl
You: me man me tarzan you jane
Stranger: here
You: me bash you over hed
You: me kill
Stranger: http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/4/41943/og-xlarge-_3.jpg
You: i dont want to look at sugar cubes
Stranger: gauy

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You: Hi there.
Stranger: Hi
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: No
You: Your mom know you gay?
Stranger: No stop asking gay questions
You: Haha your gay homo.
Stranger: Fuck off cunt
You: Lol you like little boys also?
Stranger: Just stfu nerd
You: HAHAHAHA HOMO YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HAHAHAHA HOMO YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HAHAHAHA HOMO YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HAHAHAHA HOMO YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HAHAHAHA HOMO YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HAHAHAHA HOMO YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HAHAHAHA HOMO YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He rejoined ;p.
Stranger: Ok can you srsly stfu and stop spamming?
You: HAHAHAHA HOMO YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Lol jking.
Stranger: Is this server good?
You: No noob it fails just like a gay homo, btw wanna see naked pictures of my male dog? he's always naked btw.(not this server i was roaming runelocus.)
Stranger: Stfu and get a life nerd.

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You:Talk and Leave so sad? yeah gf guy.
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